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Monday, October 19, 2009

Cub Scouts - Jungle Safari Pack Meeting Riddles

Q: What did the mother turtle say to her baby turtle?
A: You should come out of your shell!

Q: What does a snake wear with a tuxedo?
A: A BOA tie!

Q: What wild animals are best dressed?
A: TIE-gers!

Q: Which side of a cheetah has the most spots?
A: The outside, of course!

Q: What do elephants do for fun?
A: They tell “people” jokes!

Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A walkie talkie!

Q: What’s the difference between a hurt lion and a wet day?
A: One pours with rain, the other Roars With Pain!

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new fence!

Q: What did the banana say to the elephant?
A: Nothing silly. Bananas can’t talk.

Q: So, what animal can jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: All of them. The Empire State Building can’t jump!

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