Q: What did the mother turtle say to her baby turtle?
A: You should come out of your shell!
Q: What does a snake wear with a tuxedo?
A: A BOA tie!
Q: What wild animals are best dressed?
Q: Which side of a cheetah has the most spots?
A: The outside, of course!
Q: What do elephants do for fun?
A: They tell “people” jokes!
Q: What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A: A walkie talkie!
Q: What’s the difference between a hurt lion and a wet day?
A: One pours with rain, the other Roars With Pain!
Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new fence!
Q: What did the banana say to the elephant?
A: Nothing silly. Bananas can’t talk.
Q: So, what animal can jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: All of them. The Empire State Building can’t jump!