I know I have a strange sense of humor and this might prove it. Two of my boys had the flu last week so I wrote this parody to describe my experience.
This should be sung to the tune of "Let It Go" from Frozen (click here to hear the original song)
Let It Blow (a flu inspired song)
The
barf blows right in the toilet tonight
Not a wink of sleep is seen
A sickness of isolation,
And it’s smelling quite obscene.
Tummy is growling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn’t keep it in, heaven knows you tried
Don’t let them in, don’t let them see
Be the good mom I always have to be
Clean well, don’t smell, run to and fro
Oh this just blows
Let it go, let it go
Not a wink of sleep is seen
A sickness of isolation,
And it’s smelling quite obscene.
Tummy is growling like this swirling storm inside
Couldn’t keep it in, heaven knows you tried
Don’t let them in, don’t let them see
Be the good mom I always have to be
Clean well, don’t smell, run to and fro
Oh this just blows
Let it go, let it go
You
can’t hold it back anymore
Let it blow, let it blow
Hit the bowl and not the floor
I don’t care
I want my boy okay
Let the flu be gone,
Your barf never bothered me anyway
It’s funny how some sickness
Makes everything seem small
Let it blow, let it blow
Hit the bowl and not the floor
I don’t care
I want my boy okay
Let the flu be gone,
Your barf never bothered me anyway
It’s funny how some sickness
Makes everything seem small
And
the illness that controls you
Won’t last that long at all
It’s time to see what I can do
To get you better from this flu
No snacks, no drink, no food for thee
Empty!
Let it go, let it go
My poor baby’s up all night
Let it blow, let it blow
I just want you to feel all right
Here I stand
And here I'll stay
Let the flu be gone
Your vomit’s spewing from your mouth onto the ground
Your stomach’s spiraling in messy upchuck all around
And one thought originates like a barfy blast
We’re never going back,
This blast is in the past
Let it go, let it go
And we'll rise at the break of dawn
Let it blow, let it blow
Will this keep going on
Here I stand
In the light of day
Let the flu be gone,
Your barf never bothered me anyway
Won’t last that long at all
It’s time to see what I can do
To get you better from this flu
No snacks, no drink, no food for thee
Empty!
Let it go, let it go
My poor baby’s up all night
Let it blow, let it blow
I just want you to feel all right
Here I stand
And here I'll stay
Let the flu be gone
Your vomit’s spewing from your mouth onto the ground
Your stomach’s spiraling in messy upchuck all around
And one thought originates like a barfy blast
We’re never going back,
This blast is in the past
Let it go, let it go
And we'll rise at the break of dawn
Let it blow, let it blow
Will this keep going on
Here I stand
In the light of day
Let the flu be gone,
Your barf never bothered me anyway
Hilarious!
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