Cub Scouts - Skit Ideas

The Musical Toilet Seat Skit

Equipment: Anything to sit down on, a toilet seat (Can improvise if needed)
Preparation: Make sure people have the correct names for the artists & styles of music

Announcer: Come and get your musical toilet seats! Only (Price) Each!
1st Person:{walks on} Hi, since I like {Type of music} I want to have a {insert artist of the style} musical toilet seat.
Announcer: Okay, here.
(continue on having different boys ask for various types of musical toilet seats until the only type left is Patriotic)
Last person: Since I like my country, I want a toilet seat that sings the national anthem.
Announcer: Here.
(person leaves)
THE NEXT DAY
Person: (Very Constipated) Sir, I'd like to return the seat.
Announcer: Why?
Person: Because whenever I sit down, the music plays and I have to stand up!